TechnoRati

Technorati.com is a great site for blog owners to get their site known. I suggest signing up at their site if you think your blog has any valuable information. Or any sort of information that you want other people to read. Without technorati… your blog is like a lincoln log without some little kid there building something out of you. Like a dinner with nobody to kick itself. Anyways, I’m sure you get the point by now.

Technorati is a good blog-master tool to help get your content known

You can view my profile here Technorati Profile

My Teacher Pwns me… at WOW

If you ever wondered why your 50 year old teacher isn’t married, has no kids, and seems like a total geek. It’s not just because he/she is a total book nerd. It’s because she sold her soul to World of Warcraft.

I’m not even kidding when I say My Teacher Pwns me at WOW, I’m lying because it’s actually my friends teacher… but still, I’m not joking. Apparently during class a couple of my friends were talking about the online sensation, World of Warcraft and their teacher ended up hearing. She made some comment about “trying to get away from WOW”. When my friends asked her what she was talking about she said she had two geared 70’s. Which really just means she’s totally hardcore.

Unfortunately for her, the only people looking for girls that play WOW when they’re that old… Are other guys that play WOW and are also that old. Some geeks may call her a hero, but I kinda think it’s just a little bit too much. She would’ve had to have gotten into WOW when she was already far a long in her adulthood. Which means she never went through a phase where she actually played the game as a kid. Then we could give her a slight break on account of, she could be having nostalgia.

Anyways, just thought I’d share a funny fact. Old-Spanish-Teacher-Plays-WOW-and-has-two-geared-level-seventies~

Gnightz

Funniest Quotes on the Net P.1

Ok, there are certain quotes on the internet that I just cannot stand to not-share with anyone.  Meaning that I have a few hilarious quotes that I must share with you.

The first quote being:

Drieick…the name echoes in a misty gorge.

The name commands respect. Who is this Drieick? Drieick is a man’s man. Women want him, men want to be him.
You ask yourself why you get up in the morning. Is it because the birds sing, the flowers grow and the sun shines? Is it the freshly brewed cup of hot java waiting for your emergence on a crisp dawn, or perhaps the daily call to arms? Nay. Tis but one reason: Drieick.

His prose moves like water. Fluid. Willowy. Graceful. Wispy as the summer breeze. He’s possessed of a fawn’s elegant neck and even his tiptoes would remind you of gazelles treading in protracted strides. He’s genuine, timid to a fault, oblivious to his iridescent beauty. It’s quite stirring; it’s quite disarming. Love is a peculiar thing. It transcends understanding. It rises above the cruelty of things. It whispers “…..Drieick….”

I hope that one day I am able to see a canadian.  What do canadians look like anyways?  Maybe I have seen one and not noticed?

Useful Forums

Alright, I’m going to list some great forums, and what they’re useful for. (Usually pertaining to webmaster’s unless it’s one of my forums). I’ll try to list the forums in order of PR, and help you to determine which ones are good for signature links.

Signature Links are a great way to build up backlinks, and add pagerank to your websites. The higher the pr of the forum you have signature links on, and the more posts you make, the better the boost your sig link will give you. Hence you will become higher ranked in search engines, and ultimatize your SEO awesomeness.

DigitalPoint Forums: PR7
Digital point has been the most useful forum for me in my webmaster-ing career. Atleast so far that is. They have a huge member base, and all the better for receiving help. You can find tons of guides on there, searching the forums will usually give you better results than google. I definitely recommend you sign up for digitalpoint forums if you are an aspiring webmaster.

V7N: The forums are ranked at PR5
V7N is somewhat of a dying forum, but it used to be equal to digitalpoint’s greatness. It has a lot of members, but few are very active now. You are allowed to have signature links once you get 50 posts… which is somewhat of a crappy deal. Despite V7N being a dying forum, there is still quite a bit of useful information on there.

SitePoint: PR 4 (forums)
Many people use sitepoint to auction off their sites, and seek advise. Sitepoint is also a webhosting company (which i advise against).

Direct Advertisement: PR 0
Direct Advertisement is a forum built to help owners of websites, and forums (more specifically). It includes many free services for advertising websites. The more members direct advertisement has, the more potential members you get when you advertise your site there. Anyways, despite being PR0, the forum is more active than all the other sites I have listed here, other than Digitalpoint.

SEOChat: PR 4
A great forum for finding information on SEO (Search Engine Optimization), although there isn’t many people to talk to any more. Again, a good place for putting links in your signature.

I’ll probably update this list of useful forums later, if you have one that is either high PR, or high on traffic and users, or contains lots and lots of useful information. Feel free to comment on this post and I can add you to the list.

Does This BOTHER YOU!?&(#

Often times on forums, which are great resources and fun users seem to misuse the versatility and range of text effects. They end up tYPING lIKE DiS. Or maybe they try to keep it subtle, but every single one of their posts is different from everybody elses.

Maybe they center the text
Maybe they Italicize everything
Maybe they Italicize and bold everything
Maybe they italicize, bold, and color everything

I personally find it somewhat annoying when members of forums make the text of every single post they make special. Like, why do you waste your time adding useless text effects to your posts? Of course it’s their time and they can do with it what they want, I just hate them all for it (not, I’m kidding).

then their is the people who add #@(%^#@)(8 other random

Effects

Which is completely random and unnecessary… but hey, not trying to be Bitchy here, I just calls it as I Sees it.

Another post that doesn’t really have any meaning or use… to anything.

Beach VS. Internet for Nipples

Recently me and my friends been having some bad luck at the beach. Of course it’s my fault for being the reclusive nerd that’s quiet in class. It’s also my friends fault for being ugly though, of course this sort of egoism on my part isn’t great either is it? So anyways, we go to the beach on most saturdays… me, a really tall kid, a buff Filipino (really buff), a really white guy with horrible acne, and a Mexican with no real negative qualites. Then there’s me, the white kid with freckles, have as buff as the Filipino, and half as bold as the rest of the group.

So anyways, this post is supposed to be about how the computer is obviously a lot better place for receiving nipplage. I go to the beach, the white kid with acne rips off his pants, puts a shirt on his head, and start running around in a small speedo like a sand ninja. Of course the rest of us hide in shame while our friend rolls around in the wet sand corn-dogging himself and old ladies film him. He get’s attention, but not really in a good way.

Where as, if I just sit on my computer all day… I could probably see a million times more nipples than I could at the beach. I don’t even have to try, I could just unintentionally stumble upon nipples on the internet. You’ve got the dirty ads on sites, the occasional out-of-place zango popup, on that wretched site that actually uses zango. (Which I for some reason despise).

So, if you go to the beach this summer, don’t go for any purpose other than to have fun. If you want to find teh chicas, just let it happen. Despite the internet being a great place to find nipples, do resolve to using your computer as a gateway to women. They can use the angles technique, they can be fake, they might not even be human!?

This post was completely random and I’m ashamed that I made it…
I’m saving this as a draft, and if it ever comes up as an actual post you’ll know that I was short on material.