Beach VS. Internet for Nipples
Recently me and my friends been having some bad luck at the beach. Of course it’s my fault for being the reclusive nerd that’s quiet in class. It’s also my friends fault for being ugly though, of course this sort of egoism on my part isn’t great either is it? So anyways, we go to the beach on most saturdays… me, a really tall kid, a buff Filipino (really buff), a really white guy with horrible acne, and a Mexican with no real negative qualites. Then there’s me, the white kid with freckles, have as buff as the Filipino, and half as bold as the rest of the group.
So anyways, this post is supposed to be about how the computer is obviously a lot better place for receiving nipplage. I go to the beach, the white kid with acne rips off his pants, puts a shirt on his head, and start running around in a small speedo like a sand ninja. Of course the rest of us hide in shame while our friend rolls around in the wet sand corn-dogging himself and old ladies film him. He get’s attention, but not really in a good way.
Where as, if I just sit on my computer all day… I could probably see a million times more nipples than I could at the beach. I don’t even have to try, I could just unintentionally stumble upon nipples on the internet. You’ve got the dirty ads on sites, the occasional out-of-place zango popup, on that wretched site that actually uses zango. (Which I for some reason despise).
So, if you go to the beach this summer, don’t go for any purpose other than to have fun. If you want to find teh chicas, just let it happen. Despite the internet being a great place to find nipples, do resolve to using your computer as a gateway to women. They can use the angles technique, they can be fake, they might not even be human!?
This post was completely random and I’m ashamed that I made it…
I’m saving this as a draft, and if it ever comes up as an actual post you’ll know that I was short on material.