Funniest Quotes on the Net P.1
Ok, there are certain quotes on the internet that I just cannot stand to not-share with anyone. Meaning that I have a few hilarious quotes that I must share with you.
The first quote being:
Originally Posted by TheFondler
Drieick…the name echoes in a misty gorge.The name commands respect. Who is this Drieick? Drieick is a man’s man. Women want him, men want to be him.
You ask yourself why you get up in the morning. Is it because the birds sing, the flowers grow and the sun shines? Is it the freshly brewed cup of hot java waiting for your emergence on a crisp dawn, or perhaps the daily call to arms? Nay. Tis but one reason: Drieick.
You can find the original forum thread this quote was found on Here.
The context of the quote is… a forum alias talking about another forum alias.
Klashboards is by far home to some of the greatest quotes on the internet, and TheFondler, is usually the one that posts the funny stuff. Of course other members have their moments as well.
Later in that thread TheFondler posts
His prose moves like water. Fluid. Willowy. Graceful. Wispy as the summer breeze. He’s possessed of a fawn’s elegant neck and even his tiptoes would remind you of gazelles treading in protracted strides. He’s genuine, timid to a fault, oblivious to his iridescent beauty. It’s quite stirring; it’s quite disarming. Love is a peculiar thing. It transcends understanding. It rises above the cruelty of things. It whispers “…..Drieick….”
I honestly think this ‘TheFondler’ has an aura of nonsensical genius.
Now, the third and final quote has to come from memory (I apologize) because I can’t re-find the quote on this internet. But I think it was from the basilmarket forums.
I hope that one day I am able to see a canadian. What do canadians look like anyways? Maybe I have seen one and not noticed?
Just the stupidity of this person, to post something that suggests that canadians don’t look like any other human-being seems hilarious to me.
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